Thank God Summer is Almost over. I normally would not say something like this, but I would rather return to Fall and Winter then suffer through seeing this summer’s hottest “fashion” trend blind my fashionista sensibilities.

As long as you are fabulous, you can get away with anything.

Whoever decided that cheap, plastic, usually brilliantly colored, retro (for me but not the tween-aged twinks wearing them) large-lens sunglasses were OK to bring back from the depths of the 80′s should be shot. If a Sunday walk in Dolores Park were a game of “Where’s Waldo?”, it would be a very confusing scene.